18 Year-Olds
- Thinks it’s awesome you own a car.
- Thinks it’s kewl you have your own place.
- Loves drinking with you.
- Compares you to boys who live with their parents.
- Plays Xbox with you.
Girls Your Age
- Wishes you drove a better car.
- Complains about how messy your place is.
- Wants you to buy her a drink then she leaves you at the bar.
- Tells all her girlfriends everything about you.
- Hates it when you play Xbox more than anything in the world.
Older Women
- Makes more money than you… doesn’t care.
- Makes drinks for you.
- Loves how energetic and healthy you are.
- Compares you to her husband who has long stopped paying attention to her.
- Massive sex drive, F#@k the Xbox.
Thnx @Jose… via Occupy Bacon
Alt. Tags: F#@k the Xbox, Go Milfs, Just Mind the Gap
